The cone potential $V(x)$ is exactly solvable, with eigenstates of the form
$$
\psi(x)\propto\mathrm{Ai}(|x|-b)
$$
in terms of the Airy $\mathrm{Ai}$ function, so this is rather easy to test. It is probably possible to produce explicit analytic expressions for the uncertainty product, but simple numerical evidence is plenty to see the behaviour here. Mathematica has most of it already implemented, and the rest is details.
Thus, if one sets
ψ[n_?EvenQ, x_] := AiryAi[Sqrt[x^2] + b[n]]/(Sqrt[-2 b[n]] AiryAi[b[n]])
b[n_?EvenQ] := x /. FindRoot[AiryAiPrime[x], {x,
-(3 Pi/8 (Max[0, 2 n - 1]))^(2/3), -(3 Pi/8 (2 n + 3))^(2/3)}]
ψ[n_?OddQ, x_] := Sign[x] AiryAi[Sqrt[x^2] + AiryAiZero[(n + 1)/2]]/(
Sqrt[2] AiryAiPrime[AiryAiZero[(n + 1)/2]])
b[n_?OddQ] := AiryAiZero[(n + 1)/2]
with $\psi_n(x)$ set to a properly normalized wavefunction of the form $\mathrm{Ai}(|x|-b)$ with $b$ set to a zero of the Airy function of its derivative, then the eigenfunctions are obviously right,
Plot[
Evaluate[Join[{Abs[x]},
Table[-b[n] + 0.7 ψ[n, x], {n, 0, 16}]
]]
, {x, -12, 12}
, Frame -> True
, Axes -> False
, ImageSize -> 700
, PlotRangePadding -> None
]

and can be checked to be normalized using
Table[NIntegrate[ψ[n, x]^2, {x, -∞, ∞}], {n, 0, 25}]
The uncertainty product can be integrated numerically, via
Table[{n, Sqrt[
NIntegrate[x^2 ψ[n, x]^2, {x, -∞, ∞}]
NIntegrate[Evaluate[
-D[ψ[n, x], {x, 2}] /. {Sign'[_] -> 0, Sign''[_] -> 0}]
ψ[n, x], {x, -∞, ∞}]]}
, {n, 0, 25}];
and it looks like this,

i.e. obviously very, very linear. (As an interesting aside, the ground state obviously satisfies the uncertainty principle, at $\Delta x\Delta p = 0.50463\cdots$, but as a plus it is also rather close to the minimal value.)